March 2012
lordy lordy where’s my forty
February 2012
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WHY CAN’T I GO TO BARS YET WHY
I feel like I am the only one in my town who is not on board with the salsa bath
Speaking of elliot smith…
The best thing ever happened today. I had on elliot smith really loud in the shop because it was super slow, and I was turned around doing dishes when I thought I heard someone singing along, so I turn around and there is this fucking massive bear-like biker dude standing there getting coffee and singing every word at the top of his lungs. I almost cried, but I...
People like you are the reason god doesn’t talk to us anymore
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mattbaileys:
Haha Sarah’s amazing
matt bailey missed spelled “dingus”
but aw
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tumblr people: omg you're so pretty
school people: i've never seen this species of dog before
If it was easier to completely forget that Ben Stiller exists then I think I would be a much happier person in genral
sigh
wornaway asked: Do you still have your wisdom teeth? How long would it take to walk to the closest Del Taco from where you stay? What were your first words? Do you like cream soda? What's the worst pain you've ever experienced? How long does it take you to poop(on average)? Do you enjoy mathematics? How do you feel about NASCAR? What's your favorite drinking game? What's your middle name? Are...
lequeensdirtymistress asked: if you could drink any beverage for the rest of your life, with no harm to your body or mental state... what would it be?????